GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE
John Hughes’ commentary: The closer he looks at the child, the less he sees…The more he looks at it, there’s nothing there and I think he fears that the more you look at him, the less you see—there isn’t anything there. That’s him.
If it takes shit to make bliss
Helen Keller’s pussy grew tight,
As she rubbed her clit late at night.
She tickled that gland
With just her left hand,
And silently moaned with her right.
Give to me miles of tall evergreens
And the smell of the ocean
And cool mountain breeze
I just want to live here,
And die here
Phoenix // Entertainment
Chef Patrick Woodward sits in a bloodied daze after JJ’s Restaurant on the Kansas City Plaza explodes from a gas leak.