"I took one look at this and thought ‘That’s my old apartment in Wichita Kansas’. Brown recluse all over the place. Caught tons in glue traps, looked just like that. I’m told they are cannibals, so one on a glue trap acts as bait and lures more of them to it. I would occasionally wake up to find a huge one walking across my bedroom carpet in the morning, inches from my bare toes, staring at me with all those eyes as if to say ‘You still have flesh only because I allow it’."
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"I took one look at this and thought ‘That’s my old apartment in Wichita Kansas’. Brown recluse all over the place. Caught tons in glue traps, looked just like that. I’m told they are cannibals, so one on a glue trap acts as bait and lures more of them to it. I would occasionally wake up to find a huge one walking across my bedroom carpet in the morning, inches from my bare toes, staring at me with all those eyes as if to say ‘You still have flesh only because I allow it’."

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    Hey, Rachele. Your closet could look like this.
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